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发表于 2011-11-5 17:06:43 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
北京(美联社)——中国军队正在接收体重更重的、有明显纹身的新兵,对国家不断的繁荣和有个性的年轻人让步。

政府部门说,未来的新兵招募不再拒绝面部或颈部有纹身,只要不超过2平方厘米。

也让体重限制比以往标准放宽+25%或-15%。

以往耳朵上有耳洞将被淘汰的标准也将被废除,只要耳洞不太明显就可以。


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It's very expensive to maintain an army that large. Have at it.
保持一个这么庞大的军队很费钱的,开片。
(译者注:Have at it 有好几个意思,采用不同的意思导致全句意思很可能相反,译者拿不准,希望专业人士指正,特别是高于高中水平的专业人士。)

The Chinese are rapidly becoming fat and lazy. Just like us! It's amazing to me how the women over there start to develop butts and #$%$ when they get more protein in their diets. Unfortunately, they also start to lose their giggly little charm and become more arrogant, aggressive, and assertive. Just like Western women!
中国迅速变得肥胖和懒惰。跟我们一样!就在他们的饮食可以得到更多的蛋白质的时候,那里的女性的臀部开始变粗,这对我来说太不可思议了。不幸的是,他们也开始失去傻笑的小巧魅力,变得更傲慢、侵略性、果断的态度。就像西方的女性!

Never thought their women had giggly little charm. The Chinese, like a lot of Asians, always struck me as people who are usually outwardly polite, even when they are plotting your demise.
从未想到他们的女人有傻笑的小巧的魅力。中国人,像别的亚洲人,总让我感到他们通常是外表有礼貌的人,即使他们正密谋把你弄死。

Steven: Like any upper classes in Europe of the US.
楼上的史蒂文:(那多么的)像任何在欧洲的美国上层阶级。

Seems to me the only ones the Chinese people need liberated from is their own government.
据我看来,唯一需要中国人民解放军去解放的是他们自己的政府。

my conspiracy theory! taiwan and china are actually working together. The US would never give china weapons or technology, and china badly needs to compete with the US military, and as nof now they stand no chance. So China tells Taiwan to pretend to succede from China because they know the US loves any one that wants independence, So where are we, Taiwan independent, US giving them and selling them all kinds of weapons and planes to protect itself from china, We have china pretend to be upset about it, but is still increasing its army. The end game,Taiwan says thanks US for the weapons and planes, but we are going back to china and were taking our new toys we got from you with us, and in one day china becomes the most militarily powerfull country in the world.
长得很,只好意译:
我的阴谋论!台湾和中国实际上是在搞基。美国不会给中国武器或技术,中国急着和美国军方对抗,现在他们没有机会。所以中国告诉台湾假装闹台独,所以我们驻扎,台湾独立,然后我们卖给台湾各种各样的武器和飞机来保护台湾免受中国打击,中国假装对此气得要死,但仍扩军备战。游戏后期,台湾说:谢谢美国的武器和飞机,但我们要回归中国,于是中国成为强大的国家,在世界上军事上最强大。

25% greater size? Wow they will have soldiers up to 5ft 6in now!..........
增加25%的尺寸?哇,他们士兵现在将很高大! ..........

Well, at least Chairman Mao's grandson serves as a General in the Army and makes for excellent submarine ballast.
嗯,至少毛主席的孙子作为一名将军,是优秀的潜艇压舱石。

"doesnt exceed 3/4 of an inch" ha ha thats giving in!
“不超过2平方厘米“哈哈,雷死人!
发表于 2011-11-5 17:38:08 | 显示全部楼层
倒数第二条是毛将军威震敌胆的铁证!
发表于 2011-11-5 17:56:16 | 显示全部楼层
还不如不翻译
发表于 2011-11-5 18:23:55 | 显示全部楼层
压舱石!这吐槽真神
发表于 2011-11-5 22:14:21 | 显示全部楼层
有视频看更棒。。
发表于 2011-11-6 09:49:37 | 显示全部楼层
引用第3楼无心无存于2011-11-05 18:23发表的  :
压舱石!这吐槽真神
+10086
发表于 2011-11-6 10:26:01 | 显示全部楼层
坐镇军中,稳如泰山
发表于 2011-11-6 11:25:13 | 显示全部楼层
少酱的固有技能、、、、
发表于 2011-11-6 18:49:51 | 显示全部楼层
压舱石
发表于 2011-11-7 03:19:29 | 显示全部楼层
have at it.....直接译成 好好享受 就好了嘛.....
发表于 2011-11-7 03:22:54 | 显示全部楼层
25% greater size? Wow they will have soldiers up to 5ft 6in now!..........
增加25%的尺寸?哇,他们士兵现在将很高大! ..........


这就话 TMMD 完全就是 讽刺 我们中国人的身高.....5.6英尺.....好吧 我也这个身高.....
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