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欢乐的三字经

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发表于 2011-9-18 18:04:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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大家带着欢乐地心情来学习吧~~

> 人之初: At the beginning of life,

> 性本善: Sex is good.

> 性相近: Basically, all sex are the same.

> 習相遠: But it depends on how you do it.

> 苟不教: If you do not practice all the time,

> 性乃遷: Sex will leave you.

> 教之道: The way of learning it

> 貴以專: It is very important to have be faithful to one partner

> 昔孟母: Once the great mother, Mrs Meng

> 擇鄰處: Choose her neighborhood to avoid bad influence.

> 子不學: If you don't learn,

> 斷機杼: Your organ will become useless.

> 竇燕山: The famous Mr Dou

> 有義方: Owned a very effective exciting medicine.

> 教五子: All his five sons took it.

> 名俱揚: And their sexual ability were well known.

> 養不教: If your children don't know how to do it,

> 父之過: It is the father's fault.

> 教不嚴: If they are not taught in a serious manner,

> 師之惰: Their teacher must be too lazy to tell them the details.

> 子不學: You may refuse to study this,

> 非所宜: But that is a real mistake.

> 幼不學: If you don't learn it in childhood,

> 老何為: You will lose your ability when you get old,

> 玉不琢: If you don't exercise your organ,

> 不成器: It won't become hard and strong.

> 人不學: If you don't learn sex,

> 不知義:You can't enjoy its true meaning.
发表于 2011-9-18 18:10:38 | 显示全部楼层
性经?
发表于 2011-9-18 22:24:42 | 显示全部楼层
神翻译
发表于 2011-9-19 09:47:59 | 显示全部楼层
果真神翻译^^
hahahahahahaha~
发表于 2011-9-19 18:24:21 | 显示全部楼层
膜拜神翻译
发表于 2011-9-19 18:57:28 | 显示全部楼层
看了几行就喷了
发表于 2011-9-19 20:18:12 | 显示全部楼层
果然很欢乐啊!
发表于 2011-9-21 23:02:05 | 显示全部楼层
一般人还真译不出来……
发表于 2011-9-22 16:29:30 | 显示全部楼层
噗!笑岔气了。
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