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发表于 2011-11-11 16:52:22 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
众里寻他千百度,蓦然回首,Hey,how do you do。

人生得意须尽欢,be a man,use your hand (樯撸灰飞烟灭啊少年……)

身无彩凤双飞翼,Get away from me!

天生我材必有用,I can play football..

春城无处不飞花,let's go to the cinema

问君能有几多愁,as a boy without a girl

问君能有几多愁,easy come easy go (主母:不要欺骗我的感情了!)

春眠不觉晓,yo yo check it out

问世间情为何物,what the f*ck can I do

曾经沧海难为水,what the f*ck did you say

无可奈何花落去,I miss you missing me

此情可待成追忆,let it be (中西合璧完美无缺无懈可击前无古人难有来者的好湿啊啊啊啊啊!!!!!!)

争渡,争渡,惊起一滩鸥鹭,who and who?

林花谢了春红,太匆匆,where is my iphone?

感时花溅泪,Changes is never too late~

满园春色关不住, Friday is coming soon~

床前明月光,there's something wrong~ (……床下鞋两双?)

两只黄鹂鸣翠柳,what place shall we go

空山新雨后 fire in the hole (这就是打野战!是的!一定是的!)

两情若是长久时,you jump ,I jump





最后来个最强力的:
粉身碎骨浑不怕,welcome to China !
 楼主| 发表于 2011-11-11 16:58:09 | 显示全部楼层
原来还没完……继续转……


衣带渐宽终不悔 Would you wanna be a GAY!

昨夜西风凋碧树,独上高楼,watching Chairman Hu

两岸猿声啼不住 monkey go to sexing zoo

停车坐爱枫林晚 drive you home for one night (这TM是翻译体吧啊喂)

只愿君心似我心,size is not everything. (。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。)

满园春色关不住,so many love I can do

枯藤老树乌鸦 小桥流水人家 古道西风瘦马 oh my lady gaga

关关雎鸠,在河之洲,beautiful girl,where are you?

天上掉下个林妹妹 whatever I'm a gay (基佬去死!!!)

醉卧沙场君莫笑,give me hug and kiss me now (女生求爱专用,矜持也豪放.....)

金陵子弟来相送,please give me your iphone~

将军白发征夫泪,what a fuccking day!

白日依山尽,Marthin Luther King

但使龙城飞将在 come on baby don't be shy(男生求爱专用,霸气爷们儿....)

人比黄花瘦,never grow old

此情可待成追忆,tomorrow are you free?

今朝有酒今朝醉,tomorrow is an other day (又一个中西合璧完美无瑕无懈可击……)

问君能有几多愁,where the **** did my condom go ?

吾爱孟夫子,use durex (年度最佳广告词!)

怒发冲冠凭栏处,but nothing I can do

劝君更尽一杯酒,what can i do for you

唧唧复唧唧,Meters/bonwe 万里赴戎机,Peking University 策勋十二转,To be No.1 爷娘闻女来,Tomorrow never dies;阿姊闻妹来,Goodbye good guy;小弟闻姊来,Better city better life。 双兔傍地走,Nothing is impossible

风又绿江南岸,tonight imma do that crime

王师北定中原日,congratulations!

黄河之水天上来,Can you feel the love tonight

雕栏玉砌应犹在,baby baby one more time

安能摧眉折腰事权贵,I would rather be a gay!
发表于 2011-11-11 16:58:25 | 显示全部楼层
推一位
乌青
神人呀
发表于 2011-11-11 17:07:27 | 显示全部楼层
喷了~~~~~
发表于 2011-11-11 18:14:28 | 显示全部楼层
英语无能
发表于 2011-11-11 18:21:52 | 显示全部楼层
我靠。。。湿人。。
发表于 2011-11-11 22:25:05 | 显示全部楼层
好湿好湿!
发表于 2011-11-11 22:39:50 | 显示全部楼层
只愿君心似我心,size is not everything

  
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