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发表于 2013-7-21 12:33:59 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Humorous True Stories californiaswinger writes "Two Russian tourists who challenged a Florida law prohibiting sexual relationship with a porcupine have had to undergo a lengthy treatment for genital inflammation.

Anton, 32, and Yevgeny, 30, residents of St. Petersburg, were spending their vacation in the United States with a group of friends, Life.ru website reports.

At some point in their journey, the two got hold of a booklet listing the weirdest US laws. Since they were in Florida, their attention was drawn to a Florida law prohibiting sex with porcupines.

After a good deal of whiskey, the Russians felt curious about what might have prompted the law, and went in search of the animal.

Within one hour, a porcupine was found, and Anton and Yevgeny were drunk and brave enough to take off their pants and approach it.

The next morning, both were standing at the Cedars Sinai clinic in Los Angeles, where amazed doctors plucked porcupine needles from their penises.

Had the two not fled from Florida quickly enough, they would have had to face the law they had breached.

Back in Russia, both men had to undergo a lengthy treatment of inflammation caused by the porcupine needles.

Obviously, the two learned nothing from the story of the Russian man who in January lost half of his penis after trying to force a raccoon into oral sex. "

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二俄罗斯男子酒后违法上了一只豪猪
发表于 2013-7-21 12:45:21 | 显示全部楼层
感情不醉酒就不违法啊?
 楼主| 发表于 2013-7-21 13:06:07 | 显示全部楼层
最后一句,另一个毛男让浣熊给他咬,结果咬掉半个jj
发表于 2013-7-21 13:07:01 | 显示全部楼层
拿自己命根子开这种玩笑....
这不是战斗力,是不要命!
 楼主| 发表于 2013-7-21 13:16:49 | 显示全部楼层
At some point in their journey, the two got hold of a booklet listing the weirdest US laws. Since they were in Florida, their attention was drawn to a Florida law prohibiting sex with porcupines.

这两个人仔细研究了佛州当地法律条文选了这个来干,所以很清醒,故意犯罪哦
发表于 2013-7-21 16:09:29 | 显示全部楼层
引用第4楼reallyy于2013-07-21 13:16发表的  :
At some point in their journey, the two got hold of a booklet listing the weirdest US laws. Since they were in Florida, their attention was drawn to a Florida law prohibiting sex with porcupines.

这两个人仔细研究了佛州当地法律条文选了这个来干,所以很清醒,故意犯罪哦


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